The 'King of the Rebound' -- Robert Reid, who played for the Houston Rockets from 1977 to 1991 -- is in India (per a stunningly mistake-prone article) teaching Punjabis how the fundamentals of the ball game called basketball. In a sense, this is exactly what the Failed Bands of Oklahoma has been trying to do since January 2006.
Robert Reid, we adopt you.
Meanwhile, Magic Johnson acknowledges Robert Reid in unsubtle ways in 1981.
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