The FBO is not shy to adopt places temporary headquarters (eg Istanbul, Los Angeles, Székelyudvarhely) or regions as pet venues (Oklahoma panhandle), but now -- following a poorly argued response from FBO's top fan Rich Trott to a recent post that put him in the FBO penalty box for the second time -- the FBO has found a temporary mascot: the injured squirrel.Find out more about injured squirrels here.
-->The FBO accepts suggested names for its injured squirrel mascot.
FBO Admin
Mobile/Semi-Permanent HQ -- Brooklyn, NY
3 comments:
My suggestion for the injured squirrel name: "Timmy".
Or maybe "Killer". "Killer" would illicit a sense of fear to those folks who hadn't met the squirrel yet. (In fact, they might even have visions of a mutant, genetically-enhanced squirrel.)
Ok, so I guess if you plan to take the squirrel to kids birthday parties, then go with "Timmy". If you need a squirrel to guard remote FBO headquarters, then I'd go with "Killer". (And put up some Beware of Mutant Squirrel" signs too.)
I suggest either Lou (if you, like me, are in the "Reed is innocent" camp) or Boo (if you are in the "throw Trott in the penalty box again for no reason whatsoever" camp).
What official charity does Waska the Rocker recommend?
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