Tuesday, October 10, 2006

FBO: 'Recap: The Watchlist & Suggested Bans'

Some cynical posters have suggested FBO is 'all about itself,' that it 'only toots its horn,' but it's not so. In the FBO's efforts to garner press for failed bands everywhere, the FBO has fulfilled its civic duty by signaling things gone haywire -- suggested ways to improve the situations -- and called for 'bans' to prompt positive change. Here are some of the things that's triggered POSITIVE FBO ACTION: bans against the following, sought apologies or multi-point plans for recovery. Note that, after careful consideration, cussing has not been added to the watchlist of ban list. It's OK to cuss if you should choose to.

--> SEEKING APOLOGY FROM ROLLING STONES FOR DECADES OF MEDIOCRITY
--> BAN HOLLYWOOD'S ENDLESS SEQUELS & REMAKES
--> HOW WORLD CUP 2006's MISSED OPP CAN REBOUND IN 2010
--> BAN NEW JERSEY UNTIL PROPER URINALS ARE INSTALLED
--> BAN NORTH CAROLINA UNTIL QUARTER IS RE-DESIGNED

The FBO is always welcome to your suggestions for civic re-think. The more antennae, the more the FBO can do.

FBO Admin
Mobile HQ -- Saigon, Vietnam

No comments: