Wednesday, December 31, 2008

FBO: 'The Best of FBO 2008'

It's been a busy 2008 for the Failed Bands of Oklahoma:

--> The FBO noted that Oklahoma designed a really dumb quarter.

--> The National Automobile Museum purposely endorsed some old car race that went out of its way to snub Oklahoma. Hence the FBO asked for an apology and never received one.

--> The FBO recognized the danger of naming the new OKC NBA team, offered pre-emptive suggestions (that ended up better than the final verdict).

--> The FBO -- fed up with critics' negativity -- responded by falling in love:



--> The FBO tried to like REM again, then listened again to Hear-n-Aid's curious 164-second guitar solo.

--> The FBO took issue with Virginia's quarter, which noted the death of Jamestown.

--> The FBO, in Bulgaria, responded to critics at the same hilltop it released FBO news in 2006. Then created a poem -- using a disrespectful act to a pet to work as a proxy rebuttal -- in a Bulgarian rental car for the ongoing criticism FBO receives without warrant.

--> FBO's first member Tall Tales played their first show in 14 years.


FBO Admin
Mobile/Semi-Permanent HQ -- Brooklyn, NY

15 comments:

WASKA_THE_ROCKER said...

I got a 2 week ban for bringing up the 164 second solo, but it manages to make the Best of 08 list?!?!?
I think I'm due an apology, a full pardon and reparations!

THE FBO said...

The ban of Waska_The_Rocker would easily make up the B-sides collection of the year's best, if that helps.

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